Femen topless activists take Paris by storm. Two of them crashed the Nina Ricci catwalk show at the Tuileries Gardens and ten or so stripped topless on a Paris 'bateau mouche' (river boat). The first protest was against 'fashion fascism', the second in support of Greenpeace activists in Russia. Also buzzing, another 'naked happening': a video of a man who stripped naked to visit a Musée d'Orsay exhibition ... on male nudity.